Combatting Cold Feet
Friday evening, while wandering around Hampden during the first leg of a multi-hour trek involving JHU students, non-JHU students, fried chicken, beer and, eventually, one of my favourite wines, either G or D (i can’t remember which) told me about the new service offered by a Holiday Inn in London - Human Bed Warming.
Besides the obviously disturbing idea of a stranger dressed in a onesy hopping into my bed to warm it up - i want to know why the Holiday Inn doesn’t just offer hot-water bottles? Or better yet - why am i the only person to still use hot water bottles? When did it become a dated tool for the obvious discomfort of cold sheets?
I realized, after waxing poetic about my rubber friend for about five minutes, that i am not even sure where one purchases a hot water bottle anymore; Amazon to the rescue! Rubber HOT Water Bottle & Plush Ducky Duck Cover
Are you going to tell me that this cute little guy wouldn’t be more welcome in your hotel bed than a hotel staff member dressed in a ridiculous outfit? If there are going to be ridiculous outfits, they should involve animals.
